If you could give Johnny fashion tips

[PeanutButterJunkie]

What would they be? Would you tell him to stop growing face pubes? Would you tell him one accessory is enough? Or would you tell him to go without a shirt more?

Personally I'd just tell him to have a guitar with him as much as possible.

[Gena;; xox]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

SHAVE THE FACE PUBES!


And tell him to release a sex tape.
The Birthday Suit is always flattering.

[Pirate Jenny]

I'd tell him, "Honey, it doesn't hurt to shampoo your hair every once and a while."

I can't think of anything else at the moment.